Pine Nuts with McAvoy Layne: A Faustian Bargain (Opinion)

As Thomas Paine professed, "These are the times that try men's souls." Thomas must be spinning like a lathe. The framers of the Constitution had George Washington in mind when they entrusted authority to the office of chief executive. The framers could not have imagined a Donald Trump, even with stimulants.

The old saw goes, "You get the government you deserve." And today that old saw has a new corollary, "But nobody deserves THIS!" Who deserves a carbon debt that their kids will have to pay, if they can.

He calls himself, "a very stable genius," and compares himself to Abraham Lincoln, which is somewhat akin to comparing crabgrass to a Sequoia.

"I got me elected. Russia didn't help me at all." Well, that little lie could take a blue ribbon at a World's Fair, no, you can tell that one to the Marines. It seems he has been inoculated against truth and is allergic to scientific facts.

His biggest lie? "I don't do cover-ups." His biggest crime? Letting the mean dog off the porch to harden our hearts. Immigration? We must protect our borders, yes, but also our souls. Love of country should never supersede love of humanity. Tariffs? Here's a guy who could not make money owning a casino when every game in the house, up to a 17% hold for Keno, is carefully calibrated to win for the house. My favorite quote of the past three years comes from a golfer, "As a voter, can we get a Mulligan?"

While young plaintiffs sue for climate control, lawyers for the administration argue in legal filings that, “there is no fundamental constitutional right to a stable climate system.”

This, while the United Nations climate panel has projected dire consequences unless we act, including worsening food shortages and wilder wildfires as soon as 2040. Even with that dire warning, we continue to grovel before the golden calf.

With the present occupant of the White House, supporters have made a Faustian bargain they are starting to regret. Yet so long as he continues to nominate right wing judges, continues to tatter our social safety net, continues to cut taxes for the super wealthy, and continues the rush to drill in the Arctic, apparently his followers will continue to be complicit in their silence.

We find ourselves living through what will go down in history as, "The Great American Democracy Stress Test." Ancient Greece failed that test and saw their democracy turn to tyranny. America's democracy is hemorrhaging and on life support from a thousand paper cuts inflicted by Donald Trump.

Here is a man who would talk to Putin about Mueller, but would not talk to Mueller about Putin. If nothing else, the Mueller Report has amended one of America's proudest idioms, "With the singular exception of the sitting President of the United States, no man is above the law."

I leave the last word, as I am wont to do, to a man who spent his entire life campaigning against frauds & humbugs, Mark Twain: "Take the lies out of him and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; take the malice out of him and he will disappear."

— For more than 25 years, in over 4,000 performances from Leningrad University in Russia to Piper’s Opera House in Virginia City, columnist and Chautauquan McAvoy Layne has been dedicated to preserving the wit and wisdom of “The Wild Humorist of the Pacific Slope,” Mark Twain. As Layne puts it: “It’s like being a Monday through Friday preacher, whose sermon, though not reverently pious, is fervently American.”

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As our mutual friend Mark Twain reminds us around this time of year, “The Christmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, and repair damaged relationships.” We thank you Samuel, for that reminder, ever so poignant in this particular Christmas season.

Sunrise at Topaz Lake on Sunday morning.

Carson F.C. Venom has cemented their place Saturday as one of Northern Nevada’s premier youth soccer teams, clinching the NorCal Youth Premier League Gold Division Championship.

As the Lake Tahoe boating and paddling season wraps up, agencies leading the Lake Tahoe Aquatic Invasive Species (AIS) program are tallying up the 2024 watercraft inspection season and taking stock of the growing threat of AIS in the Tahoe Region.

Come out and audition and experience the fun of community theater in Carson City on Tuesday, Nov. 19 at 6 p.m. and Saturday, Nov. 23 at 2 p.m., at the Brewery Arts Center as Proscenium Players, Inc. prepare for the production of "Seven Keys to Baldpate."'

Nevada’s employment growth over the last 12 months is now 1.3 percent with October unemployment seeing a 0.1 percent increase to 5.7 percent, according to figures released by the Nevada Department of Employment, Training and Rehabilitation's October 2024 economic report. The state’s labor force grew by 1,379.

Here is the Carson City area road report for the week of Nov. 18-24, 2024. Closures or lane restrictions are expected at the following locations due to road and utility work:

The Capital Community Band, under the direction of Nick Jacques, will tie a big red bow around 2024 by presenting a Carson City holiday concert on Sunday, Dec. 8, 2024.

Heavenly Mountain Resort and Palisades Tahoe have announced they will both be opening early, with lifts starting Wednesday, Nov. 20 at Heavenly and Friday, Nov. 22 at Palisades.

Carson City Fire Department, sheriff's deputies and Nevada Highway Patrol responded Saturday afternoon to a vehicle crash in the 3300 block of Highway 50 East near the Country Store.

The Carson City Host Lions Club is pleased to announce that Oriah Land, the daughter of Shaona Land, has won the local competition in the Lions International Peace Poster Contest. The Peace Poster Contest is an international contest sponsored by Lions International that encourages children, ages 11 to 13, to creatively express what peace means to them. This year’s theme was “Peace Without Limits.”

Join Brewery Arts Center, Visit Carson City and Carson City Public Works on Friday, Dec. 6, 2024 at the Nevada State Capitol Building in Carson City at 5:30 as we kick off the festive holiday season with the annual Silver and SnowFlake Festival of Lights and State Tree Lighting.

Higher Dimensions of Healing is excited to announce the opening of its Psychedelic Wellness Center, located at 1950 E College Parkway, Suite 102 in Carson City. The clinic aims to provide innovative treatment options for individuals suffering from various mental health conditions, including PTSD, addiction, depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), chronic pain, fibromyalgia, neuropathy and postpartum depression.

Beautiful afternoon view of the moon from Clearview in Carson City. The final of four Supermoons of 2024 rose Friday, however for much of the region, it was obscured by clouds.

As the Christmas season approaches, Northern Nevada Dream Center has been busy preparing to make a meaningful difference for families in our community want all to be part of it. This year marks our 10th annual Dream Christmas, where we’ll provide meals for neighbors in need all across Northern Nevada.

Douglas County is excited to announce the selection of Wendy Lang as its new Assistant County Manager. Lang brings nearly 11 years of experience with Douglas County, including nine years as the Director of Human Resources.

The Carson City School District will host a quarterly Community Connections event next week, Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2024, from 6:00-7:30 p.m. at Carson High School in the library.

The district’s Student Support Services will lead the event, which will center around resources for the IEP (Individual Education Plan) process and how families are an integral part of the team.

The Lyon County Board of County Commissioners held a special meeting on Friday, November 15, 2024, to finalize the canvass of votes for the 2024 General Election.

The Board certified the election results, marking the conclusion of the democratic process for the county's participation in the statewide election. Lyon County Clerk/Treasurer Staci Lindberg, thanked the 69 poll workers, Lyon County staff and many others that contributed to the success of this election.

The Carson City Treasurer’s Office and Carson City Utility Billing have become aware of fraudulent water bill emails requesting past-due payments from Carson City water subscribers, similar to fraudulent emails that are currently taking place throughout the rest of the United States.

Douglas County Emergency Management is pleased to announce the release of its updated Hazard Mitigation Plan (HMP), a comprehensive five-year strategy to reduce the impacts of natural and man-made disasters on our community’s people, property, and environment. This strategic update outlines actions aimed at minimizing vulnerabilities across the county, supporting a safer and more resilient future for all residents.

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Those who find the tickets win a tour of the Wonka factory and a lifetime supply of candy.

Among the five winners are four bratty children and one kind-hearted boy, Charlie Bucket, who attends the tour with his grandfather.

The children must adhere to Mr. Wonka’s rules or face the consequences. The show features numerous roles, including the iconic singing and dancing Oompa Loompas.

Dirty Dough Cookie Company hosted its grand opening Friday morning with a ribbon cutting, free cookies (which will continue until 2 p.m.!), a visit from the Cookie Monster, cookie eating contests and more.

The 29th annual Carson High Craft Fair is returning tonight, Friday Nov. 15 and continuing through tomorrow, Saturday Nov. 16 at Carson High School.

For nearly three decades crafters, makers and holiday enthusiasts have flocked to the capitol city high school to kick off their holiday shopping, and this year, attendees will find over 165 booths and 150 crafters.

A Carson City family could have an opportunity to learn about a foreign culture without leaving home. The Rotary Club of Carson City is looking for a host family for the club’s current exchange student from Japan. A home is needed from December 1st to March 1st.

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Shop local for Christmas from over 60 local crafters and vendors! Food, Baked Goods, Coffee, Ice Cream, Home Decor, Yard Decor, Jewelry, Health & Wellness, Makeup, Skincare, & more!

The Friends of the Douglas County Library will host a two-day used book sale, Friday and Saturday, November 15-16, at the Minden Library, 1625 Library Lane.

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Carson City’s newest treat spot will be hosting a grand opening tomorrow, Friday Nov. 15 beginning at 10 a.m.

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